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[Michael smiles, happy to slip away from topics of import. Not that their conversation was bad - that actually went well! But it's nice, after so long of feeling weird around Alex, to just sort of casually chat.]

Well, it's been a few days, I thought I might give it another shot! And Wash and I have spent a little more time together lately.

[It was never about Wash, particularly; Michael's just unnerved about the idea of being unconscious around most people.]

A few days... [ A laugh slips out, though it's half incredulous and defeated. ] Well, you know, baby steps.

I really don't know how you stand it. It's the absolute most vulnerable you could possibly be.

[He's making fun, of course, doing his usual "complain about human frailties" routine. But there's a core of honesty in there.]

A demon is never just...unaware like that. Even if we end up losing our physical forms and having to rebuild from goo, the goo is still entirely conscious.

Okay, that is scary to me.

[ Just gonna...start walking back, yeah? ]

I know being unconscious is dangerous, like- d'you know how many times I stayed up to try and avoid death? But all it did was make me more...sluggish and tired. But not having a way to rest, like...ever? To just turn off and give yourself a break? That sounds awful.

That's hardly much of a break. You aren't even awake to enjoy it!

[Surely a real break involves going to do something fun? Michael's certainly wanted a lot more of those than he's gotten, over the years, but when he did he'd always spend them on something he enjoyed, something he wanted to do. Working on his own designs, maybe batting a few humans around.]

The rest is the enjoying part. Don't have to worry about anything.

[ Alex is of the opinion that the only time he can afford to not be freaking out is when he's literally unconscious.

...At least he's aware this sucks. ]

...technically true.

[It still seems dull to Michael. Surely relaxation ought to come along with some sort of recreation? Play a game, watch something.]

There's a few things that can be done to us, where oblivion would be better. But not that many. You can wait a lot of stuff out, at my age.

I guess the big difference is...I dunno, I don't think of it as oblivion. It's just another part of the day.

I guess that's interesting. We really never distinguished that much between periods of time - it was more about tasks, or jobs. There's no "end of the day" for us.

[It's just one task, and then the next. There's Jeremy Bearimy, of course, but nobody really marks the end of a Bearimy with anything special.]

...We're gonna get into talking time shit again, and you know, I don't think I like thinking about that, so I'm just gonna let it pass.

[ Oh honey, you ain't gonna like this mission. ]

Yeah, that was what broke Chidi too. Eleanor found him later making "M&M Peeps chili" and yelling about nihilism to a lecture hall full of students.

[Michael sorta regrets not getting to see that. But then again, he's got a billion funny Chidi stories nobody else even remembers now, so it's probably fair.]

...The teacher guy, he did that?

[ Gossip about your friends!! Especially now that another one of them is here. ]

He seems like, the opposite of that. ...Oh, guess that's why the call it an existential crisis.

Yeeeeeah. That one was my bad.

[His and Janet's? Mostly his, let's be real]

But he did give me an existential crisis once, you know.

You? Really? ...How?

[ This is more like it. Gossip he likes! ]

I had just started taking ethics class with the others, so I wouldn't say we were friends yet. I just spent the whole time mocking him and his curriculum.

[Shrug. Michael can see, in retrospect, that it was a bit childish. He'd just been angry at having to ally with them in the first place, and angry with Eleanor for putting some dumb condition on it.]

So he just decided we should have this long talk about how if I got caught and retired, I would be functionally dead and the world would go on without me, completely uncaring, as if I'd never existed, and I would only experience oblivion. [you know, fun!] Technically, that last part isn't entirely true, I'd have been experiencing endless agony. But I'd honestly never thought about things like that before - the universe never had existed without me in it.

[so tl;dr the immortal understood the concept of mortality for a second and lost his shit]

[ Were Alex in the mood for another riveting conversation about how much his life sucked before all this, he'd put in the opinion that oblivion is endless agony, in its own sense, and he's experienced it enough to know.

But. You know. Stay on topic. ]

Never. You- you immortal suckers never thought about this kind of... Well, shit, no wonder your world's so fucked up, if that's just how all the guys running the joint operate. [ But he laughs, for a moment. ] Sounds like it kinda served you right, getting a look at it from...well, from the human perspective.

Oh, it did. Serve us all right, I'm sure.

[He's just gonna lump them all together; the angels need a kick in the ass too.]

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